如果我参加了他的葬礼

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A: Mr.Brown died yesterday, are you going to attend his funeral?

B: No, of course not!

A: Why not? I thought you were friends.

B: It wouldn't be fair if I did.

A: Not fair? What do you mean?

B: If I attended his funeral, would he be able to attend mine?

A：布朗先生昨天去世了，你会去参加他的葬礼？
B：不，当然不去！
A:为什么不呢？我以为你是我的朋友。
B：这是不公平的如果我做。一个
A：不公平？你什么意思？B：如果我参加了他的葬礼，他能够参加我的？

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