我看的是我老婆的照片
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a
double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he
peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to
prepare another double martini. After he finishes that, he again
peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring
another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all
night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt
pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When
she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
一个商人走进一个酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了双份加冰的马蒂尼。喝完后，
他从他的口袋里，然后命令酒保准备另一双马蒂尼。当他喝完后，他再次
看了看他的衬衫口袋和酒保把另一双马蒂尼。酒保说，“听着，伙计，我
会整晚给你马提尼，但你得告诉我为什么你看看在你的衬衫口袋，然后订
购充值。”生意人回答，“我看的是我老婆的照片。当她开始不错，我知
道是时候回家了。”
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