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第1406期英语笑话:I Could Do It Slower

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I Could Do It Slower

Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

Dentist: Fifty dollars.

Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

我可以干得慢一些

病人:拔一颗牙收费多少?

牙医:50美元。

病人:只几分钟的活儿就要50美元?

牙医:好的,如果你喜欢的话,我可以干得慢一些。

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