Tell about a haircut

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　　The story of someone getting a haircut.

　　Women's version：

　　Woman2： Oh！ You got a haircut！ That's so cute！

　　Woman1： Do you think so？ I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean， you don't think it's too fluffy looking？

　　Woman2： Oh God no！ No， it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that， but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

　　Woman1： Are you serious？ I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

　　Woman2： Oh - that's funny！ I would love to have your neck！ Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

　　Woman1： Are you kidding？ I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean， look at my arms - see how short they are？ If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

　　Men's version：

　　Man2： Haircut？

　　Man1： Yeah.

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