最好的销售-在世界上的人。
Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."
" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."
He went into the building and spoke to the manager.” “I’m the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me the job.”
"You must prove you're the best," the manager said.
"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.
"Good."
The manager took a box of candy out of his desk.
"Last week, I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week, you can have the job.
"That's easy," Harry said.
He took the box of candy and left the office.
Every day and all day, he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy.
He couldn't sell one. The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.At the end of the week he went back to the manager.
"I'm sorry, sir, “he said," I was wrong about myself. I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.
"Oh," said the manager. "Who?"
"The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy,” Harry said.
哈里在橱窗上看到一则广告。它说：“想。最好的销售-在世界上的人。最高支付。”“我是一个伟大的推销员。”哈利告诉自己“我可以卖任何东西。我去应聘这份工作。”他走进大楼，跟经理说。”“我是世界上最好的售货员，”他说。”给我的工作。”“你必须证明你是最好的，”经理说。“我会通过你给我的所有测试哈利对他说。”。很好。经理带了一盒糖果从他的办公桌。“上个星期，我买了一千盒糖果。如果你能把他们卖掉之前的最后一周，你可以工作。“这很简单，”哈利说。他把一盒糖果，离开了办公室。每天从早到晚，他从商店，想卖的糖果盒。他卖不出去的人。糖果太糟糕，他甚至不能给它拿走。在一周结束时他回到教练。“对不起，先生，”他说，“我错了我自己。我不是世界上最好的售货员，但我知道是谁。“哦，”经理说。”谁啊。“人这一千箱糖果卖给你，”哈利说。
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