他发现妻子在摇半岁的女儿
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to teach their baby.
During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry "Dady". His wife said to him, "Darling, she is calling you." Then she turned to sleep.
一天，约翰回家后的工作。他发现妻子在摇半岁的女儿。她说：“爸爸”婴儿叫了多次。约翰感到非常高兴，因为他认为他的妻子选择了“爸爸”教他们的孩子。几周后的一天夜里，约翰和妻子声惊醒了，“爸”。他妻子说，“亲爱的，她正在叫你。”然后她又睡着了。
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