我就继续给你讲咱这半辈子的故事。
奶奶： Nelson, this is your last warning.小盆友，我再警告你最后一次…
奶奶： Earl, I can't get Nelson to go to bed. I've tried bribes. I've tried threats. Nothing works.
老公，我管不了小孙孙。这熊孩子死守着电视不睡觉，软硬都不吃。
爷爷： Nelson, it's time for bed.乖孙儿，该睡觉觉咯。
孙子： I'm not sleepy.不嘛，我还不困。
爷爷： Not sleepy? Great!! Then I can tell you the complete story of my life. I promise I'll spare no details. Okay. Let's see…It all started…
还不困？好极了！那我就继续给你讲咱这半辈子的故事，我这回保证毫无保留，爷爷小时候哇…
爷爷： Nelson?孙儿？孙儿？
孙子： ZZZZZ…ZZZZ!!!呼（～ o ～）~zZ，呼（～ o ～）~zZ！
爷爷： It's gift, I guess.看我这实力，服了吧？
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