我只能吮掉它们上面的巧克力了
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.
While he`s talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.
As they`re leaving, his friend says to his grandmmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah,since i lost my dentures i can only suck the chocolate off."
一个小伙子带着他的朋友们去看望他的祖母。
当他和祖母说话时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上的花生，并把它们全部吃光了。
离开时，朋友对祖母说：“谢谢您的花生。”祖母说道：“哦，丢了假牙之后，我只能吮掉它们上面的巧克力了。”
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