你为什么把轮胎卸下来?
When John was busy in removing a wheel from his car,Jack asked,"Why are you taking a wheel from your car?"John replied,"Can’t you read:’Parking for 2 wheelers only’?"
约翰正忙着给自己的车卸轮胎,杰克问:“你为什么把轮胎卸下来?”约翰说:“你没看这些着‘只许停两个轮的车’吗?”
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