趣味英语：史上最强的学生不交作业理由
the top five most popular tech-related reasons for not doing homework:
五个不做作业最流行的科技借口：
1 my computer crashed and i lost it.
电脑死机了，我做的作业(因没有保存)丢失了。
2 i finished my homework but then i deleted it by accident.
虽然我已经完成了作业，但后来不小心把它删除了。
3 i could not print it out.
打印机坏了，作业打不出来。
4 my internet was down so i could not do any research.
网断了，我没法上网查资料。
5 i lost my laptop.
我找不到笔记本电脑了。
worst tech-related excuses: 史上最强科技借口：
1 my dad's computer was hacked by the russians and they stole my homework.
我爸爸的电脑被俄罗斯黑客入侵，他们偷走了我的作业。
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