第82期双语笑话加练习题 他们都是这么说的（1）
第82期双语笑话加练习题 糊涂父亲
While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter, who was playing with a neighbor's boy. The little girl kept saying to the boy, "Marry me. Marry me." The little boy innocently replied, "I want to play first."
At this, the mother turned to all of the parents on the bleachers and announced, "That's what they all say!"
Notes:
(1) bleachers n.（美）运动场的露天看台
(2) baseball n.棒球
(3) keep doing不停地做
(4) innocently adv.天真无邪地
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