它卡在你的狗的喉咙里了

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A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."
"What are you talking about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
一天一个男人走进一个酒吧问道，“这里有没有罗特韦尔犬？”

是的，一个骑自行车的人说，”它怎么了？”

“嗯，我想我的奇瓦瓦刚刚杀了他……”

你在说什么？！”那个人难以置信地说。”你的小鬼怎么能杀了我的罗特韦尔犬？”

“哦，它卡在你的狗的喉咙里了！”

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