Marriage Joke(31)
A guy gets home，runs into his house，slams the door and says，Honey，pack your bags. I won the lottery！“
The wife says，“Wow！That‘s great！I’m so happy！Should I pack for the ocean，or should I pack for the mountains？”
He says，“I don‘t care. Just get out！”
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