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我早就在哪里了啊!

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Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?"

Little boy: "I don't konw."

Stranger: "How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?"

Boy: "She doesn't call me, I am there already."

陌生人:“小男孩,你的的名字叫什么?”

小男孩:“我不知道。”

陌生人:“你妈妈在做好蛋糕时,是怎么叫你的?”

小男孩:“他没有叫我,我早就在那里了啊。"

    

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