你看见那个黑建筑了吗？
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.
When he returns, he is covered with blood.
The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"
"Yes," the other bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."
两个吸血蝙蝠在半夜醒来，想渴血。一个说，“让我们飞出洞穴，弄一些血。”
“我们刚到这里，”另一个说。”外面很黑，我们不知道在哪里找。我们最好等到其他的蝙蝠和我们一起去。”
第一只蝙蝠回答说，“谁需要他们？我可以找到血。”他飞出洞穴。
当他回来时，他浑身是血。
第二只蝙蝠兴奋地说，“你在哪里得到血？”
第一只蝙蝠把它带到洞口。指向黑夜，他问，“你看见那个黑建筑了吗？”
“是的，”另一只蝙蝠回答。
“嗯，”第一只蝙蝠说，“我可不行。”
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