旁观者等着看好戏

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Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

三个互相竞争的店主在商场里租了相邻的店铺。旁观者等着看好戏。右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，“大减价！”和“超低价！”左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，宣称，“大减价！”“大折扣！”在中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，简单地说，“入口”。

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