那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事116：女士优先
lady first
女士优先
a teacher asked her class: "is the sentence lthe ox and the cow are in the fields'correct?"
一位老师问班上的学生：“公牛和母牛在田里¨这个句子对吗？”
most of the children said: "yes,it is all right！"
大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。”and only one little boy said: "no, it is not correct. the lady must be mentioned first."
只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。”
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
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