每日一笑(2.3)

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I Prayed for More Snow

After a snowstrom had closed all the schools, the teacher asked an eight-year-old boy if he had used his extra time constructively.
"Yes, ma'am." he replied, "I prayed for more snow."

我祈祷多下点雪

学校因一场暴风雪而关门停课。过后老师问一个8岁男孩是不是积极的利用了空闲的时间。
“是的老师，”他答道，“我祈祷多下点雪。”

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