你上学期一直在干什么？
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
父亲：我答应你如果你考试及格就给你买一辆车，你失败了。你上学期一直在干什么？
儿子：我在学开汽车。
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