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第118期双语笑话加练习题 咖啡问题

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  A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .

  "Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.

Notes:

  (1) stabbing adj.刺痛的

  (2) spoon n.匙子

Exercises:

根据短文回答下列问题:

  ① Where was the man?

  ② What problem did he have?

  ③ In which eye did he have the problem?

  ④ How did the doctor answer him?

  ⑤ Do you think the doctor was only joking?

20.咖啡问题

  一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生,每次我喝咖啡,我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办?”他问道。

  “把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。

练习参考答案:

  ① At the doctor's office.

  ② He had a stabbing pain in the eye.

  ③ The right eye.

  ④ The doctor told him to take the spoon out of the cup every time he had a cup of coffee.

  ⑤ No.


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