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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹48:医院公告栏上的留言 (中英)

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Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.

研究结果表明一个人来到世上的最初五分钟是最危险的。

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The last five minutes aren't so hot either.

一个人在这世上的最后五分钟也不好受。


 

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