Reason of late

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　　The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?"

　　"Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom.

　　"Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said.

　　"No, I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.

　　迟到的理由

　　老师问："你为什么今天早晨到学校这么迟?"

　　"有人丢失了一元钱。"汤姆回答。

　　"哦,现在我知道了,你帮助他找钱了。"老师说。

　　"没有,我在钱上站着，直到人都走开。"汤姆回答说。

　　A Note：

　　help vt., vi.帮助，援助 vt., vi促进；助长

　　Trade helps the development of industry.

　　贸易促进工业的发展。

　　It won't help you to cry.

　　你哭也没有用。

　　vt., vi避免；防止；阻止

　　I couldn't help crying.

　　我忍不住哭了。

　　习惯用语：Help yourself.请随便吧。

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