英语幽默笑话：我要射死他
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?
A：如果你发现你丈夫与别的女人约会你会怎么做?
B:lill open one eye and close one eye.
B：我会睁一只眼，闭一只眼。
A:How kind you are!
A:你太善良了！
B：No，I'II shoot him!
B：不，我要射死他
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