你的大拇指在我汤里了!
去餐馆吃饭,肯定要和服务员打交道,可要是碰上了下面的服务员,没办法,就只有自认倒霉了。
顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了!
服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
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