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到底谁在打架--双语幽默笑话

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mother: freddie, why is your face so red?

妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?

freddie: i was running up the street to stop a fight.

弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架。

mother: that's a very nice thing to do. who was fighting?

妈妈:你做的对,谁和谁在打架。

freddie: me and jackie smith.  

弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯。

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