你想让它再掉地上吗?

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    A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
   “Are you crazy?” yelled the customer, “with your hand on my steak?”
   “What ”answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the floor again? ”
    一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。
   “你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”

“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上吗?”

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