你知道你那样撒谎会去哪儿吗？
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After voting on Election Day, I stopped at a bakery. As the cashier rang up some cinnamon rolls and doughnuts for the man ahead of me, the customer joked, "Do you guarantee there don't have any calories?"
Straight-faced, the clerk responsed, "Absolutely no calories."
"You know where you'll go if you lie like this?" the man teased.
"Yes," said the cashier. "To Congress."
选举日投票之后，我在一家面包店前停了下来。当收款员为排在我前面的人包起桂皮卷和炸面圈时，那名顾客开玩笑道：“你敢肯定这些东西不含任何卡路里？”
那名职员板着面孔回答说：“绝对没有卡路里。”
“你知道你那样撒谎会去哪儿吗？”那人取笑道。
“知道，”收款员说道，“去国会。”
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