第1436期双语笑话 长官在婚礼上
Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.
大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
“但是警官”这个人说道，“我可以解释的”。
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."
“保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。
"But ,officer, I …."
“但是，警察，我，，，”。
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
“我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他会带着一个愉快的心情回来的。”
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."
“你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。
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