When was Rome built
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.
罗马是什么时候建成的？
教师：罗马是什么时候建成的？
汤姆：夜里。
教师：你跟你这么说的？
汤姆：是您。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的。
a note：
Rome wasn't built in a day. 罗马城非朝夕建成;伟业非一日之功。
All roads lead to Rome. 条条大路通罗马;殊途同归。
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