Who's That Dog?
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked. The old man his newspaper and replied, ''Nope.'' As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, ''I thought you said your dog didn't bite!'' The old man muttered, ''Ain't my dog.''
那一只狗是谁?
一只猎犬正趴在院子里，一个老头正坐在门廊上。''对不起,先生,你的狗咬人吗?''一个旅游者问。老人把头从报纸上移开回答说,''不.''旅游者一走出他的车,狗开始吼叫,然后咬了他的手和脚。旅游者近用连迦打着狗,他大叫,''你不是说你的狗不咬人么!''老人喃喃自语,''那不是我的狗.''
NOTE:
hound n.猎犬
looked up over 把眼睛从….上越过去看
As soon as 一…就…
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