An inferiority complex

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　　Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex."

　　"Nothing I can do for you", said the doc.

　　"In the Army privates don't have an inferiority complex…… they're just inferior……"

　　An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: "When I was of your age I thought nothing of a ten-mile hike."

　　"Well, I don't think much of it either," replied the GI.

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