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英语幽默笑话:黑人的幽默

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  Dear white, something you got to know

  的白人,有件事你必知道。

  When I was born, I was black.

  我出生,我是黑色的

  When I grow up, I am black.

  我大了,我是黑色的

  When I'm under the sun, I'm black.

  我在光下,我是黑色的

  When I'm cold, I'm black.

  我寒冷,我是黑色的

  When I'm afraid, I'm black.

  我害怕,我是黑色的

  When I'm sick, I'm black.

  我生病了,我是黑色的

  When I die, I'm still black.

  我死了,我仍是黑色的。

  you――white people,

  你――白人

  When you were born, you were pink.

  你出生,你是粉色的

  When you grow up, you become white.

  你大了,成白色的

  You're red under the sun.

  你在光下,你是色的

  You're blue when you're cold.

  你寒冷,你是青色的

  You are yellow when you're afraid.

  你害怕,你是色的

  You're green when you're sick.

  你生病,你是色的

  You're gray when you die.

  你死,你是灰色的

  And you, call me “color”?

  而你,叫我「有色人」?

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