趣味英语：老外如何辨别中国人（3）
31.you spit bones and other food scraps on the table.that"s why you need the vinyl tablecloth. 你把骨头和其他杂碎吐在桌子上, 所以你必须有抹布. (没吐在纸巾上的后果, 老外真是浪费...)
32.you have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. 你的电冰箱存着一万年前的食物.
33.you use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 你把洗碗机当碗橱
34.you have never used your dishwasher. 你从来没用过你的洗碗机.
35.you keep a thermos of hot water available at all times. 你有一个热水瓶里面永远装着热水. (自来水不是人人都喝得惯的~~~)
36.you eat all meals in the kitchen. 你在厨房吃饭.
37.you save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers. 你把用过的塑料袋, 锡纸和锡盘留着.
38.you have a piano in your living room. 你客厅里有一架钢琴. (管他会不会弹, 看起来倍儿有面子)
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