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  Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly,widower father died,Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles‘bar,he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.“I’m jus an ordinary man,”he said,walking up to her,“but in just a week or two,my father will die and I‘ll inherit 20 million dollars.”

  The woman went home with Charles,and the next day she became his stepmother.

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