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凯特的礼物

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  A Present

  Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

  Mom: No, Honey, what?

  Kate: A nice teapot.

  Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.

  Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.

  中文:

  凯特:妈妈,你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?

  妈妈:不知道,宝贝,是什么呀?

  凯特:一把漂亮的茶壶。

  妈妈:可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

  凯特:不,你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

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