Speaker system testing
Speaker system testing
A voice on the office loudspeaker announced： "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it will work properly in case of emergency."
All our confidence in this safety precaution faded when the voice added： "If you are unable to hear this announcement, please contact us."
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