Love You three
话说有一名英文不太好的男子,竟然泡上一名洋妞。
一天,情到浓时,该男子用不太好的英文对洋妞女友说:「I Love You!」
洋女听见大喜,说:「I Love You,too!」
那名男子不明所以,竟说:「I Love You,three……!
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