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  It will kill them

  I went to the super market to buy some insecticide."Is this any good for beetles?" I asked the shop assistant.

  "No,"he replied."It will kill them."

  它将会杀他们

  我去超级市场买一些杀虫剂。"它适合甲虫吗?" 我问店员。

  "不",他答复。"它将会杀了他们"。

  NOTE

  insecticide n.杀虫剂

  be good for 值得, 有效,也可理解为对………有好处。

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