加菲猫和欧迪的饮食-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画

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jon:hum...garfield,it says here that doctors now say diets don't work.

乔恩：加菲猫，现在是饮食时间不用工作。

garfield:oh,thank you,thank you,thank you,thank you!

加菲猫：哦，谢谢，谢谢，谢谢，谢谢你！

garfield:hey,odie,do you know what they put in dog food?

加菲猫：你好，欧迪，你知道他们在狗食里放了些什么吗？

garfield:dog food has lizards and yak lips.and gum that's already been chewed and aluminium siding...

加菲猫：狗食里有蜥蜴和牦牛的嘴唇。口香糖已经被咀嚼过...

garfield:and some stuff you wouldn't even want to know about.

加菲猫：有些东西你甚至不想知道啊。

jon:garfield!we're out of cat food.you'll have to eat dog food today.

乔恩：加菲猫，我们没有猫粮了。你今天就吃狗粮吧。

garfield:okay.

加菲猫：好的。

jon:what's with odie？

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