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• Doctors Joke (64)

  　　While giving a physical the doctor noticed that his patient‘s shins were covered with dark bruises.“Tell me，”said the doctor，“do you play hockey or soccer？”“Neither，”said the man.“My wife...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话

• 你的船靠岸时开得有多快？

  A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might...

  2018-11-29 英语笑话

• 帕蒂

  Paddy There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．He was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet...

  2019-01-19 英语笑话

• Farmer Joke(20)

  　　A motorist，after being bogged down in a muddy road，paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer，“At those prices，I s...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• Pride and Poverty

  　　A young man, who appeared to enjoy robust health, was begging in the streets of Madrid. He applied to a gentleman, who, on looking at him, could not help saying to h...

  2018-11-17 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【104】

  Violin Lessons　　"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.　　"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• I am on vacation

  I am on vacation There is one Very Serious Law Firm. All staff comes to work at 6am and leaves around 11pm. Suddenly, one guy started his day at 9am. All the guys exchanged “looks”。...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• 祖先

  Ancestors Benson was a Boston merchant and very proud of his handwriting and his ancestry． After giving a Jew salesman a norder， he gazed at his signature and said：“Pretty good writing that．Do you know...

  2019-01-18 英语笑话

• 这个龙虾只有一只爪。

  Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. 服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。Well, bring me the winner th...

  2018-11-29 英语笑话

• 为猫作出补偿

  　　Make up for Cat　　Mr. Ford's car ran over Mrs. Black's cat, so he went over to apologize.　　“I would like to make up somehow for that cat, Mrs.Black.”　　“Ok. Come over tonight and catch...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话