男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列5）

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We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。

#1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
第一条：头痛若持续17个月一定是有问题。要去看医生的。

#1 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7days.
第一条：我们半年前说过的话不能被用在现在的争论中。事实上，所有说过的话七天后就失效了。

#1 If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
第一条：如果我们说过的话可以被解释成两种意思，而其中一种意思会使你悲伤或者愤怒，那么我们应该选取另一种“解释”。

（源自《看幽默故事学英语》通讯员厦门大学魏红心供稿英语点津陈蓓编辑）

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