男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列3）
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望你们也会喜欢。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。
#1 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
第一条：想要什么就说。让我们清楚地知道。微妙的暗示没有用！强烈的暗示没有用！明显的暗示没有用！就是要说出来！
#1 We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
第一条：我们不记得日期。生日和周年纪念日要标在日历上。事先还要经常提醒我们。
（源自《看幽默故事学英语》 通讯员厦门大学魏红心供稿 英语点津陈蓓编辑）
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