幽默：历届美国总统讲的爆笑段子
在美国，当总统一定要会搞笑，这是白宫主人的看家本领，否则很难选上，即便选上了日子也不好玩。
尼克松认真地提出美国总统竞选人在演讲时不应该使用低俗语言1960年美国大选期间，共和党候选人、时任副总统的尼克松(richard nixon)认真地提出美国总统竞选人在演讲时不应该使用低俗语言(profanity)。在尼克松的一次演讲之后，一位共和党人对尼克松说：mr president, that was a damn fine speech(总统先生，这可真**是精彩演讲)。尼克松很得意，但是还是一本正经地回答说：i appreciate the compliment, but not the language(我欣赏您的恭维，但是对你的语言不敢恭维)。那位共和党人接着说：yes sir, i liked it so much that i contributed a thousand dollars for your campaign(是啊，我真是太喜欢您的演讲了，我捐出了1000美元助您竞选)。尼克松情绪很high，马上回答说：the hell you say(你丫太过奖了)。其实这段对话对尼克松来说也是稀松平常，没有什么可笑，但却是由另一位总统候选人肯尼迪(john kennedy)在一次公开演讲中娓娓道来，对听众来说那就很搞笑了。
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