加菲猫的节食计划已经实行-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
garfield:what...no fries？
加菲猫;没土豆条了吗？
garfield:boy,is jon going to be sorry he put me on this diet.
加菲猫：男孩，乔恩会懊悔的，他把我放到这里节食。
garfield:well,i hope you're happy,jon.look what this diet has done to me.
加菲猫：好，我希望你开心，乔恩。这种节食我已经实行了。
jon:you know,garfield,i think you've lost too much weight.
乔恩;你知道的，加菲猫，我认为你已经瘦了好多。
garfield:that's an understatement.
加菲猫：这是个保守的说法。
jon:here,have an apple.
乔恩:这儿有一个苹果。
garfield:arrgh!
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