因为她是一个卖犁的。
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the pear."
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“你做了昨天给你的钱?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两美分。但是你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“你做了昨天给你的钱?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两美分。但是你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“因为她是一个卖犁的。”
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