双语幽默漫画：夫妻之间的兵法---料敌制胜
夫妻之间也必须用到兵法，看看大妈是如何料敌制胜的，最后的胜利者又是大妈。
it's kind of funny. i've been avoiding telling you that i lost your car keys because i was afraid you'd be mad.
这事回想起来也挺可乐。伦家之所以不敢告诉你弄丢钥匙的事儿是因为怕你会生气。
...and you've been avoiding telling me you lost the checkbook for the same reason.
想不到你也因为怕我发火，所以迟迟不和我讲弄丢了支票本的事情。
yeah, it's good in a way. now neither of us has room to criticize the other.
是啊，现在事儿都整明白了，咱俩扯平，谁也甭埋怨谁。
not so fast! just found your keys! they were in my sweater pocket!!
谁说扯平了？看看这是啥……你居然能丢了支票本，脑子进水吗？
shoot!!
该死。
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