武林外传搞笑语录英汉对照
各回各家，各找各妈
go back home, and find your mom.
老虎不发威，你当我是hello kitty
tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's hello kitty
额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you
i admire you, i respect you, i really adore you.
我看好你哟~
i really think you're nice~~~~
饿错了,呃真滴错咧，饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿 就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方
i'm wrong, i'm really wrong, i'm wrong from the beginning. i shouldn't married here, if i didn't marry here my husband will never die. if my husband didn't die, i'll never in this heartrending place now.
姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪来？往哪去？家里几口人？人均几亩地？地里几头牛？说说说。。。
what's you name? what's you first name? where are you from? where are you going? how many people are there in you house? how many units of cropland per person has? how many cattles in the cropland? answer! answer it!
额滴神啊！
oh my god!(omg)
亲娘哎！
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