你没忘了你欠我的帐吧？
You Are Not Forgetting My Bill, Are You?
The successful man was lecturing to an admiring audi ence．
"I must say," he concluded,"that I owe everything I have to my wife．"
"Hey," shouted a tradesman at the back of the hall,"you're not forgetting my bill, are you?"
你没忘了你欠我的帐吧？
一个成功人士正在对一个崇拜他的观众讲话：
“我应该说，”他总结说：“我的一切成就都归功于我的妻子。”
“嗨，”大厅后面的一个商人大喊起来：“你没忘了你欠我的帐吧？”
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