耳聋者的麻烦
THREE very deaf ladies were travelling on top of an open bus.
“Windy， isn't it？” asked one.
“No， it isn't Wednesday， it's Thursday，” said the second.
“Yes， I'm thirsty， too. Let's get off and have a Coca-Cola，” said the third.
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