送给女友的礼物
At a jewelry store， a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Shall I engrave her name on it？” the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment， and then said， “No-engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way， if we ever break up， I can use it again.”
在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗？”珠宝商问道。
那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不――在上面刻'给我唯一的爱'.这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。”
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